Molly (4) & Finn (7)
I'm a nanny and my kids crack me up. Here are some of my favorites:
1.) Molly: "How do you itch your lip when you're not supposed to put your fingers in your mouth??"
2.) Molly: "Karlee, why don't you have toys at your house?"
Me: "Because I don't have children yet, so there's no reason to have toys."
Finn: "Well why don't you birth some, you mammal? You're not just gonna lay an egg, ya know!"
3.) Molly: "My mom was really mad last night."
Me: "At you?"
Molly: "No, at my dad. She cut his head off."
Me: "She CUT his head off?"
Molly: "Not for real, Karlee. It's just something you say when a person yells at another person."
Me: "You mean, BIT his head off?"
Molly: "Oh yeah, bit. I'm so silly" :)